Windows

windows xp: a sucky OS that crashes every 5 minutes,
even more assed up coz it slows down after every installation and after every download,often caused by stupid assed programmers who wrote the stupid program

windows xp, the worst OS since the invention of computers

by charli January 19, 2004

Windows Media Connect

Windows Media Connect itself is one of the most horribly engineered programs in existence today. It is imposible to get it to run correctly even if you follow the instructions TO THE LETTER. If by some act of God you have gotten this program to work flawlessly, you must be burned at the stake for being a Witch.

omg ALL i wanted was to SHARE my MEDIA!!
(puts gun to head)
Burn in HELL Windows Media Connect!
(BAM!)

by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008

Windows Defender

Virus

windows defender infected my computer and forced jawkaye to boost me

by Windows Defender February 15, 2019

church windows

The appearance of stained glass, suspended between two fingers after inserting aforesaid fingers into your favourite lady's front bottom and liberally covering with fanny splat, then removing and opening the fingers held up against a bright light...

... She gives great church windows.... its almost holy!

by Bolerobob December 7, 2006

windowsreallypissesmeoff

When your os (operating system) is windows, and it shuts down on you when you are doing something really important.

GOD DAMNIT!! Windows just windowsreallypissesmeoffed!

by Jeremy November 26, 2004

windows

a rather broad collection of software by microsoft with a broad range of quality:

windows 95 - sux0rific
windows 98 - not that bad
windows me - what a ripoff of 98
windows xp - one of da greatest!
windows nt/2000 - em... corporate stuff
windows 3.1 - the ULTIMATE 133732+ OS!

which VERSION of windows do YOU use?

by cspeye December 26, 2003

bootleg windows 7

A fake copy of windows 7 downloaded from a torrent website. Usually comes with security loop holes and hidden viruses thats undetectable with anti-virus programs.

I downloaded a free copy of a bootleg windows 7 but I know there is a virus hidden some where in it but I don't feel like doing anything about it.

by DoomTHREE-d April 17, 2010