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a fart's chance in a windtunnel

(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.

Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.
Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.
by jableshables August 20, 2010
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wing nut

Man, that girl gives blumpkins, what a wingnut!
by stinram February 6, 2005
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Wrong Wing

Bastardization of "Right Wing" More correctly describes conservatives or Republicans.
Also see foolish children and greedy pigs & immature lard ass
by Hageman The Scat Lover December 20, 2004
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Right wing death squad

Something that is deployed to the nearest synagogue.
- Hey, did you Jacob guy? Apprently, he was jewish!
- That explains he was such an asshole about everything, damn it, I wish I caught it earlier! Let's call the right wing death squad.
by Redic Officer July 7, 2022
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Wing Woman

The friend who will stay by your side when you go out and/or dance with you while clubbing in order to keep the ugly/creepy/scary guys at bay. Unlike a Wing Man, this is not the girl who occupies the hot guy's ugly friend. Unlike women, guys have no problem ditching their friends for the hook-up (they just say, "peace out, man, I got to go tap that" and the discussion is closed). Wing Women are usually hot or at least cute so that they are easy to pass off if there happens to be a not so ugly/creepy/scary guy with whom the other woman would like to hook up. The Wing Woman position may be held simultaneously within a pair or group of women.
Good thing Evelyn was my Wing Woman or that creepy guy would have been grinding me on the dance floor.
by Nicole Masciopinto April 25, 2007
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Wing bitch

A term of endearment used between best friends in times of tomfoolery.
Erika, you're my wing bitch.
by Candlewax October 2, 2008
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Nothing But A Chicken Wing In a G-String

Used when a skinny girl wears a tiny bikini
Jack: Yo! look at that girl!!

James: She ain't nothing but a chicken wing in a g-string

Jack: oh SNAP!
by KCC WORDS April 23, 2015
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