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Freezer Meat

Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).
Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.

Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.

Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
by Korrosion November 9, 2011
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meat urinal

A japanese pornography fetish referring to a woman who is disregarded as a human being and referred only to as meat. Further degrading said woman, the pornography video features japanese men urinating on the woman. The term does not strictly need to be used as a pornography descriptor, but can also be an insult to an ordinary woman.
Did you see that dumb fuck Jenny at the party getting peed on? She is such a a meat urinal.
by Luvs2splooge87 October 8, 2017
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Meat nap

When your beating your meat but you fall asleep while in the action. Wake up see your meat in your hand and then keep beating that meat
I was beating my meat and I was super tired so I took a meat nap and when I awoke I kept going where I left off
by FatDaddyMcDaniel July 14, 2018
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meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
by Snu November 7, 2003
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Meat Gazing

Someone who stares at your meat while using the urinal next to you.
He Joe that fag over there was meat gazing while I was taking a piss.
by RaiderNation January 1, 2008
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Meat Crawl

Meat Crawl - When a man is at the point of climax, gets knocked unconscious, dragged, and leaves a semen trail.
'Dude, me and this hot chick were getting at it, and then just when I was about to erupt, she meat crawl'd me!'
by Jacob... September 23, 2011
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Cougar Meat

Any young man being preyed upon by an older, more experienced woman.
"Are you sure your son's safe moving to LA? You know he's prime Cougar Meat".
by kellyonkauai December 26, 2009
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