Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.

- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

by silkyshush January 10, 2021

whistling masturbator

A human who whistles while masturbating.

Here comes that whistling masturbator again--better get the umbrella.

by Ernest Peabody August 07, 2006

Whistling Dixie

A rimjob from a diesel truck's exhaust that results in a whistling noise (similar to the sound made when you blow across the top of a glass bottle).

Colton's butthole looks like he's been whistling dixie all night.

by Nursebilly December 02, 2017

meat whistle

Nice hard thick cock that a woman can't wait to get her mouth on.

Nicole couldn't wait any longer and ripped off Ned's drawz to get to his meat whistle

by naughtynurse July 25, 2007

Rape whistle

The whistle a guy gives as his mating call to an unwilling female, usually from his friends passenger seat.

Doomboy's whistle started off ordinary, but when the girl rejected his advance he began to get upset, and it turned into a rape whistle.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2018

Whistle Dick

1. Hauling ass, especially when traveling; not wasting any time.

2. an insult.

1. "We were gonna stop at Bill's gas station in Gooberville on the way to your house, but we whistle dicked right through that small town.

2. "His whistle dick attempt at a comeback was pathetic."

by anonymous12344321 July 24, 2005

love whistle

See Penis, schlong, or rod of love.

Look at the love whistle on that guy.

by Eat me August 29, 2003