Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

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Not to be confused with High Brooms Cartwheel, this popular drinking game is best played with 4 or more carpenters/joiners needed to build the wagon wheel. So the participants assemble at the top of the world famous hill leading down to High Brooms station with some Vindaloo, Thai green curry, tacos some rotten eggs and some contact adhesive. The first person strips off all of their clothes and proceeds to eat as much of the food as possible, while the other players proceed to contact glue their hands to each other’s feet in the form of a circle and balance upright at the top of the hill. These will be the rim of the Wagon wheel. The first person now eats the rotten egg and stands in a cartwheel position in the middle of the wheel to form the spokes holding on to the other players scarfs for steadiness. The Scarf joint is now formed and play can commence. They now proceed to roll down the hill gaining pace until the person forming the spokes is either sick or shits themselves at which point play is stopped ASAP. The winners are the carpenters/joiner son the rim who managed to largely avoid being covered in any of the excrement or vomit and is allowed to shower off. The loser is the most decorated player and must buy all participants drinks at “The Brickworks” all night long and must not shower off until the winner has finished their first cold pint!

Matt: Oh man, I can barely walk today as I was on the rim of a High Brooms Wagon Wheel last night and we nearly hit the station!
Ali: Yeah man, Second that. I'm glad i'm not Stu though as that guy took a real showering from Bob in the middle!

by Tony Spokes June 21, 2021

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keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

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Fourth Wheel

The fourth wheel's job is to make sure the third wheel doesn't step his boundaries as a third wheel.

Girl: Hey, I've noticed that John has trying to cheat with me lately. Should we invite Henry to fourth wheel for us?

Boy: Yeah, I think John stepped his boundaries. Ill call Henry now.

by Celestivic April 9, 2017

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