wet rope

Bad diarrhoea.

"I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. I've had wet rope falling out of my arse all day."

by Antiseptic December 24, 2003

wet down

The act of urinating all over the walls, floor, and ceiling of a public restroom, paying particular attention to the toilet paper. This move is especially useful when the bathroom is a fucking mess. In some situations, a brown down might be preferred.

Guy 1: That fucking waitress was such a twat.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's why I gave the bathroom a wet down.
Guy 1: Awesome. Did you get the toilet paper?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah!

by Jim W September 11, 2007

wet end

the swollen dripping end (tip) of a used and tired dick
{mentioned in multiple steven king books}

1. "Come on, quit being a wet end and go to the bar with us."

2. "Dude, dust it off and get up, quit being a wet."

by Poppalidge July 7, 2007

wetted a 3

The act of making a three in your defenders face. Preferably, luckily in the face of a former NBA role player, such as Kareem Rush. Then proceeding to tell your friends about it, claiming there is video evidence of your, "wetting" but never follow through because you don't know how to work a phone.

I wetted a 3 in Kareem Rush's face yesterday... I'ma try to upload the video now.

by -Faizon- July 20, 2011

Wet Rabbit

A phrase that sounds like typical U.D. raunchy slang but in fact means exactly what it says.

I clicked on a link marked Wet Rabbit and it had a picture of a wet rabbit.

by Jeffalump September 28, 2010

Wet Tug

Giving yourself a feverish, orgasmic wank job in the shower, pool, lake or other body of water.

Carl woke with a rigid case of morning wood. Rather than rubbing one out in bed, he hopped in the shower for a wet tug.

Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2016

Wet Spermy

After performing oral sex on a male, post "explosion", the female/male then proceeds to swish her/his finger in mouth pre-swallowing gathering a glob of cum and inserting finger into male's ear using a circular motion. Form of Wet Willy.

"My boyfriend went from blissful to irate after I gave him a wet spermy."

"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"

by Shellbot1 October 7, 2013