Weekend Junky

A Weekend Junky is a person who would eat healthy food for most of the week, but when the weekend comes they eat nothing but junk food.

Like for weekdays their eating habits would be like a strict diet, while on the weekends they seem to toss that diet aside for just a couple of days then when Monday comes by again they are back on their diets.

Tom: At work Veronica only eats vegetables, and cheese it is hard to believe she is a weekend junky.

by BKobayashi March 14, 2011

Weekend Fighter

Someone who throws a punch on the weekend and then thinks they are hard and know how to fight. Usually get their ass kicked by someone with any sense of Fighting experience (boxing, MMA)

Andrew thought that because he could punch someone in a club, that he was hard and could take on someone who actually had training and fighting experience. Being a Weekend Fighter, Andrew was wrong.

by Hunk10 October 8, 2011

Weekend setter

When you try to perfectly time pooping and cumming simmutaneously...

Dude. I just tried a weekend setter, and I didn't do a damn thing all weekend.

by set your weekend March 8, 2012

weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.

Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.

by reporter September 30, 2012

Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.

Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.

by schmeeva May 28, 2013

weekendsomniac

Someone who experiences weekendsomnia

person 1: Dude, You look tired.

person 2: Yeah. I know.

person 1: Did you even sleep.

person 2: Nah man, I'm a weekendsomniac.

by bgc1234321 November 11, 2013

weekendsomnia

The effects of insomnia, but only on weekends.

person 1: Hey man, I finished my new game this weekend.

person 2: What! Dude, you got that on Friday.

person 1: I know but I don't sleep on weekends.

person 2: I think you have weekendsomnia.

by bgc1234321 November 11, 2013