waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Wait

The word 'wait' is often used today as an interjection, in the same meaning and manner as 'wait a minute'.

Friend 1: Hey I heard there was gonna be a big food banquet today?
Friend 2: Nah I lied lol
Friend 1: Wait, are you telling me I came to church for nothing?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 18, 2022

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

Still waiting for Hone

A line used for the Force Thirteen shirt of the same line.

"Still waiting for Hone" shirts can be buyable at Spring.

by irieomgfunny/面白い August 14, 2022

Wait a minute something ain’t right

When you realise that something isn’t right

Me: Wait a minute something ain’t right

by AnonymousDudeLolOk June 3, 2021

fan-wait

when the fans on oscillate, or turning. and you and your friends are sitting around it in the hot room, each person waiting for their 3 seconds of cool air, before it passes them, and they wish they could just f*ing stop it only on them. in extreme cases everyone leans when the gust is aproching and leaving them

Jermemiah was sitting drinking his nattie ice, pissed tim and dave were home, so he wouldn't have to deal with this damn fan-wait

by ddez December 30, 2008

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025