ummm WTF

The only acceptable response to something crazy

*runs into boys met the night prior*
Them: “hey guys”
Girls: “ummm WTF”

by bot bot bot October 5, 2022

WTF

It can mean “Where’s the food”, “Where’s the fork” or “Wow, That’s fantastic”

Kid: Mom, WTF
Mom: Sweetie don’t say that…
Kid: Why? I was just asking where’s the food?

by Chris_schreech-owl_Banana November 10, 2021

WTF

WTF is aashish

People say WTF when they want to say aashish

by U26 February 3, 2021

wtf

wtf stands for “what the fuck” And is usually said when someone is confused or mad about something/someone. It can also stand for many other things like “where the fuck” or “who the fuck”...etc.

Wtf dude? Why’d you play me like that?

by Wherearetheavacados? June 10, 2018

Wtf

What the fuck?

Wtf happened here dude? 😱

by Home economics hater March 15, 2019

wtf

wtf is a short for "What the Fuck" Also used as "What the Fudge" but no one uses this one

John: Yo man WTF are you doing
George: I'm just licking my feet

by ilayD January 16, 2018

Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.

Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.

by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023