wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.

Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.

by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017

Wiener-snip-zel

A German vasectomy

Bob got a German vasectomy. It was a real Wiener-snip-zel.

by Honeybadger43 June 15, 2024

Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not

I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.

by Dickhandle October 4, 2020

wiener alert

grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.

ryley(me) : GRACE LOOK

grace : LOOK WIENER ALERT!!!!!

by ryley<3 December 3, 2021

wiener extension

an erect penis; i.e., the extending of the penis during peak arousal

She was hot. Really hot. So hot that I instantly got a wiener extension.

In order to have sex, you must first have a wiener extension.

by LD88 October 21, 2009

Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.

Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Wiener Bread

When a man has sex with a woman that has a yeast infection.

I had sex with my girlfriend that had a yeast infection and now I have the Wiener bread.

by Úlfgangur the Salty August 21, 2014