Beached whale

A term for someone whos been boozed up
Damn, Julio really drank too much. He looks like a beached whale
by Ncg13 April 16, 2017
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whale feminist

A large woman who claims to be a feminist but just want the law to favor her and all women with the same beliefes
Sales associate: hello may I intrest you in some 0 calorie fat free yogurt?

Whale feminist: so you think that just because I am fat like a fucking whale that I need to diet?

Sales associate: you said it not me

Whale feminist: (sits on him while screeching)
by Morgy_bear March 21, 2018
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whale-stabber

In all fairness this term was coined from the adult swim TV show "The Oblongs" (at least this is where I first heard the word used).

It is used to describe an eskimo or somebody from alaska possibly in a derogatory way.
Guy 1: Hey guy 2 how's it going
Guy 2: Terrible. A bunch of fucking whale-stabbers moved in next door.
Guy 1: Well it beat having a bunch of spear chuckers for neighbors.
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whale attack

Doing a fat chick
Last night i was drunk n got in a whale attack!
by woodr41 January 18, 2010
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whale wacking

Having steaming hot sex with an extremely large girl just so your mates can have a laugh. It soon becomes a fetish as whale wacking is some of the best sex you will ever experience.
Whale Wacking: Having sex with extremely large girls just to make your mates have a good laugh.
by funny_guy23 June 02, 2014
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whale blow

It's when these damn smokers lift their heads up to blow their cigarette smoke.....especially funny when a big fat girl does a "whale blow"....thar she blows!!!! hahaha
The definition is an example enough...It's when these damn smokers lift their heads up to blow their cigarette smoke.....especially funny when a big fat girl does a "whale blow"....thar she blows!!!! hahaha
by Wally S. December 09, 2005
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beached whale

similar to awkward turtle, denoting the occurance of an awkward situation.

the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.

To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
by HitStick93 April 06, 2010
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