brown weed

Nasty brown cheap weed that smells like dirt or hay. Usually smoked by people with very poor connections and limited funds.

"Hey look here comes Ed lookin for his dollar bag of brown weed again. Sell him some of that dirt over there. He'll never know."

by Dank Darryl September 12, 2013

Weed Eater

The new solution to the equation 2 + 2.

Robot #1: “What is the solution to the equation 2 + 2?”

Robot #2: “I don’t know. What does 2 + 2 equal?”

Robot #1: thinking mode intensifies

Robot #1: “WEED EATER.”

Larry the Cucumber: “Now THAT’S funny!”

by Undefined Definitions April 8, 2021

Weed Scraper

A stoner who is broke as fuck so they desperately scrape every bit of weed particle from their grinders every single day till the next time they can buy more

Bobby: shut up fat bitch
Shmurda: atleast I’m not broke you dirty weed scraper

by Bootedbeus May 20, 2023

weed horn

1. A familiar piece of regular use in one's glassware collection, that is not a favorite, and does not hold significant financial or emotional value.

2. Any device used for smoking marijuana that is conspicuously horn shaped.

Man 1: Man, I am so sorry. I dropped your bowl on the floor and it shattered.

Man 2: No foul dude, it was just a little weed horn I picked up at the corner store a few months ago.

You: Check out my new sherlock, it looks like a saxophone!

Me: A veritable weed-horn!

by DerDoktor January 27, 2014

weed freshener

a person that smells of marijuana

Yo that freshman smells like a weed freshener

by Creatorofthewf November 13, 2019

Weeb Weed

Marijuana that is grown in Japan.

My friend had some Weeb Weed he got from his trip to Hokkaido, so we smoked it, watched anime and ate all of the snacks he brought back.

by haha_Lost Boys November 10, 2019

weed salad

When several friends are all adding a bit of their weed to the bowl and they all have differing weed, much like the differing ingredients in a garden salad.

Friend: "We've got a weed salad here! There's some indoor, some outdoor, a bit of headies, it's all good!"

by Qeqeneq May 13, 2009