Sanchez's wakeup call

When having anal sex with your partner while someone else is sleeping in the bed. You get on top of them and smear the poo hanging on the tip of your penis on their face to form a poo mustache. Then you take the hair from a freshly shaven chinchilla and lightly tickle them under the nose till they sneeze little bits of poo and hair onto your partner

When I slept in my friends bed I got a Sanchez's wakeup call ,and my chinchilla got a hair cut
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by turd urchin July 15, 2016

wake up and smell a blunt

you need to get with reality, get real or stop bullshitting around,also known as jerkoff, or a dickhead or synonyms include : bicthassness, bitchass nigga.

Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt

by Infamous Odyssey July 8, 2009

wake-up blowjob

A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.

I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!

by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021

Wakefield High School

The Shit. Straight up, The SHIT!
We don't have the yorrkie skank, and STDs in the air. We dont have a team name that rhymes with "Genitals." Wakefield just straight Kicks Ass.
28-1

Man, Wakefield took a HUGE Hot Carl of the northern region.

by Rob April 11, 2005

wavey

anything having attributes that remind one of THE WAVE aspect of the GREAT POLARITY (the YIN-YANG taoist symbol).

alias for cannabis.

woah! totally wavey!

i smoked some cannabis then felt all wavey.

i could go for some wavey.

this is some stuff from my wavey day.

by ?0~ June 30, 2005

Zelda: The Wind Waker

Second best Zelda game ever. SECOND ocarina.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

jenny wakeman

Cartoon character from 2000's Star of the show My life as a Teenage robot. In an alternate universe she was creampied by rock aliens. They rocked her cunt.

Bro remember jenny wakeman? One of my favorite cartoon characters

by Lpa.yt January 11, 2021