Wake and cake

For a male to bring himself to a state of arousal, wake his partner, and ejaculate on their face

Man, I iced my girls face this morning with a mean wake and cake.

by Killa from manilla indaflesh April 17, 2017

Waking nightmare

A waking nightmare, is where your actual life becomes worse than your dreams and your dreams become something of a refuge, where you can escape reality and forget. But when you wake up, you remember how shit life is for you at the moment in reality and that it was just a dream where you were happy. You'll know that you have a waking nightmare if you sometimes cry when you wake up as a result of the happiness difference between your dream and your life.

Guy 1: "I'm living a waking nightmare right now man"
Guy 2: " I don't care "

by Daonebest August 28, 2023

wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 23, 2025

wake up the members of my nation

you won't be free until you wake up her members of my nation..

the icarly theme song is called "leave it all to me" (a really good song)

tv: it's all real, I'm telling you just how i feel
friend: bro are you watching a kid's show?
friend 2: it's a good show!
tv: wake up the members of my nation-

by NIGHT_BR3AKS August 30, 2022

wake n bacon

The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.

*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."

by baconfarts May 21, 2014

Wake & Cake

Wake & Cake

It is simply code for doing coke right when you wake up. It is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and coke, except with marijuana wax (wake) & cocaine or coke for short (cake). It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake n' cake.' Wake & Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake n' cake is the the best meditation around.

All the Jewish Heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews,half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's EL Don the tagger (graffiti artist), says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid Wake & Cake.

by jasdizzller April 14, 2014

Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022