Volvo

Large, boxy and seemingly dowdy Swedish car brand. The older RWD volvos (1800, 100 series, 200 series, 700 series, 900 series) will quite literally run forever with good maintinence, and time will tell if the FWD and post-Ford cars will keep that mantle of reliability. Although often bashed for their emphasis on safety, Volvo has been building surprisingly sporty cars for quite some time, such as the 740 turbos which had 180 horsepower in the 1980's (at the same time that the corvette only had 220 to put things in perspective). The performance of the R-line of cars has increased from adequate to BMW M-car challenging with the new AWD s60R and v70R models.

My currently underpowered Volvo 940GLE sedan will become a mustang-eating Q-ship once I drop the twin-turbo S80 t6 engine into it.

by Alex B. December 28, 2004

volleyball

The toughest game ever invented. It's simple though, keep the ball of your court and cram it down on theirs! Anyone who disagrees try diving for a ball on game point and busting your head open, to then find out you got the ball up and won the rally to win the match. Now thats a tough sport! DONT B FOOLED BY THE SPANDEX, its just a uniform.

If volleyball were easy it would b called cheerleading!

by carrtney April 7, 2008

The Mars Volta.

Two individuals, Cedric Bixler-Zavala and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, from El Paso, Texas. The band originally formed after their Post-Hardcore band, At The Drive-In, went on an "indefinite hiatus".

Their music is often classified as progressive rock, with heavy punk, jazz and Latin influences. They are known for their wild, energetic, and highly improvised live shows, cryptic lyrics, and use of ambient music to help establish mood.

The Mars Volta is not the entire band. It is only Cedric & Omar. Omar writes, arranges, records and produces all of their music. Cedric writes all of the lyrics. The music is then performed by what Cedric & Omar call "The Mars Volta Group". This includes Isaiah Ikey Owens on Keyboards, Deantoni Parks on Drums, Juan Alderete de la Peña on Bass, Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez on Percussion & Synthesizers, Adrian Terrazas-Gonzales on Flute, Tenor Saxophone, Bass Clarinet and additional wind & percussion instruments (2004 in studio, 2005 in show - Current) Pablo Hinojos-Gonzalez on Guitar & Sound Manipulation.

The Mars Volta have released the following CDs:

Studio Albums:
- De-Loused In The Comatorium (2003)
- Frances The Mute (2005)
- Amputechture (2006)

EPs:
- Tremulant EP (2002)

Live:
- Live (2003)
- Scabdates (2005)

Compilations:
- A Missing Chromosome (2005) (Distributed Only To Radio Stations)

"Just The Mars Volta. I have nothing else to say."

by Gregk. October 23, 2006

Voltaire

François-Marie Arouet (from 21 November 1694 Paris France – 30 May 1778 Paris France) AKA voltaire(his pen name) was a French philosopher known for his wit, philosophical sport and defence of civil liberties, including both freedom of religion and free trade the best export from france Ever saying things such as "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." and "A witty saying proves nothing."

guy1: Which french man actuly quite liked England?
guy2:Voltaire

by voltaire1778 April 25, 2009

Volunteering

What you do when you get arrested

Attorney: if you don't want to go on probation, you had better get your 24 hours of volunteering done. I recommend seniors and the latino employment fair.

by CAMOBLACKICEXXXXX September 8, 2009

voluntold

The act of "volunteering" someone for something without giving them the choice.

"How's that ergonomics training you've been in all week?"

"Pretty good, even though I was voluntold for it. I thought it was gonna be boring, but it's a lot of fun!"

by ergolady February 3, 2010

Voltaire's Angry Glove

You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. Then you sprinkle rock salt and a little bit of broken glass onto the glove so it's stuck to it. Then you shove your arm into someone's asshole and just drag your knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon. Then you shove a rat in there and cork up the ass with wine cheese. Eventually the pressure will build up and the cheese will go flying off spraying fecal matter and blood everywhere.

I just performed Voltaire's Angry Glove on that puppy and now its dead

by Bryton Bradby November 1, 2007