vaginal disaster

After delivering twins, Michelle's genitals were declared a vaginal disaster.
by sickophucko November 28, 2013
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Vaginal Wharf

The moist dock in which we males park our scurvy ships for an overnight squander.
pirate 1: "arr matey, we makin a stop tonight?'

pirate 2: "ye matey we goin to the vaginal wharf, arrr"
by jimminybigboi December 30, 2017
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vaginal trash

The epitome of a bottom-feeding, lowly, pathetic, disgusting, contaminated, genetic mutation of a person. Often attempts to be devious and vindictive, but lacks the intellect to execute the task properly. In their own eyes, the vaginal trash sees themself as beautiful, special, unique and amazing, but fails to understand that even when you polish a turd, it’s still a turd. Specializes in backstabbing and compulsive lying.
“Wow, Felicia. I’m so sorry you fell victim to that vaginal trash. Don’t waste your time with revenge. Either the karma train or an STD will get her”.

“Sorry to hear about your break-up, Joe. We’ve all been meaning to tell you that Allison is nothing but vaginal trash, but we didn’t want to hurt your feelings”.
by Evil95GT January 07, 2019
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Team Vagine

superbad quote, for sexing the ladies, a.k.a hitting up team vagine
"shes d.t.f, down to fuck... team vagine, she wants to fuck me man" from superbad
by aimsred October 11, 2008
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Vaginal lint

The moment when she’s about to sit on your face and you see balled up toilet paper stuck to the side of her vagina
So i was going down on this lady friend of mine and she had vaginal lint Coagulating From her Vagina
by Twice over June 22, 2018
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Bermuda Vaginical

Commonly referring to a woman with a never ending shaft.

Often a good place to find second hand items such as; dildos, ex boyfriends and lost pets.

Derivative of the Greek word "Dimitri"
She is really hot but I don't want to get lost in her "Bermuda Vaginical" I'm too young to die
by Forest Mouse March 07, 2017
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vaginal juuling

using a juul e cigarrette with ones own vagina to get an orgasm and a high
Linda is so wild she was vaginal juuling last night.
by weirdo47969 April 06, 2018
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