vacation dick

A penis that is so large that the resulting aches make it so that it can only be enjoyed on occasion, as opposed to boyfriend dick, which can be enjoyed daily.

Not to be confused with Ideal Dick, which is significantly larger than boyfriend dick, but can still be enjoyed on a daily basis.

The aches from that vacation dick I had this weekend are still killing me. I can barely walk straight.

by GrumpyPlatypus June 6, 2016

vacation dick

When you take dick from anything with good looks. You don't need to keep his so size doesn't matter in this situation.

That guy from the beach was so hot but the vacation dick was eh...

by MissM June 17, 2016

vacation dick

Once in a life time dick. Either too small or too big it's a trip.

She had vacation dick and was surprised how short the weekend was.

by Faceoffate June 9, 2016

Poor man's vacation

A vacation where you leave Friday night or Saturday morning and come back on Monday or Tuesday.

I cannot afford to take the entire week off, therefore, my family and I are taking a poor man's vacation.

by Nacho2874 August 27, 2022

vacation dick

A dick that is too big to enjoy everyday, but need once in awhile

It's fun to enjoy a vacation dick when you don't have your normal boyfriend dick

by Meatbizal June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.

The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.

by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.

Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.

by AForSparta May 28, 2016