twat swatter

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.

Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!

by smarties37 May 12, 2014

twat goblin

Child

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.

by twatgoblin April 5, 2015

twat nag

A person seen as obtaining or trying to obtain sexual contact with a female in a metaphorically "naggy" manner. The tendency to try so hard to attain snatch access could be mis-construed as rapey behaviour.

It didn't matter how many times i said no, he kept asking me to come back to his room for a 'night cap', he's definitely a bit of a twat nag

by Jam Warm October 6, 2016

twat brie

Vaginal secretion, very similar to Fanny Batter, except exclusive to French ladies.

Cécile stayed the night, we had some cracking sex but it took me several washes to get her Twat Brie off my black bed sheets.

by Jam Warm October 6, 2016

toats adorbs

Teenage language for totally adorable. Meaning that something or someone is very cute or nice.

The little puppy is toats adorbs

by spongeboblover101 November 15, 2017

twatboggler

alternative descriptive pronoun; derivative of cunt, stupid or inept mammal usually female.

That twatboggler just cut me off in traffic!

by YertYYe November 28, 2017

TWAT THAT SHOULD DIE

Dan

Oh look it's Dan he is a twat that should die

by Oofdieinahole July 22, 2018