Facebook post: "Tix to see Kanye for 40 bux #winning"
Comment: "Stop using Twitter tags on FB, you little fuck."
Comment: "Stop using Twitter tags on FB, you little fuck."
by Col. Hans Landa October 02, 2011
Something that occurs when you are about to tweet. You look at the question "What are you doing?" and realize that the answer is truly nothing. And just before you type something insanely ridonkulous, Twitter Block makes you leave the computer or hit a toolbar key.
Fred: What are you doing?
Steve: I'm just staring at the screen. I want to twitter something but I've got nothing.
Fred: You've got Twitter Block, man. Just forget about it.
Steve: I'm just staring at the screen. I want to twitter something but I've got nothing.
Fred: You've got Twitter Block, man. Just forget about it.
by greatlakestony May 13, 2009
A no-life freak who spends all his/her waking hours tweeting, reading tweets, and searching for people on Twitter.
A complete loser.
A complete loser.
Becky has become a twitter twat
by mangonzo April 28, 2010
When someone says something dumb to you and they might not even realize they're doing it, but you caught on. This is referencing when you call something a twitter post- it's actually called a tweet.
Taylor: How did the slaves build the tunnel for the Underground Railroad? When did they have the time?
responses could be:
Tatum: That's such a twitter post lol
or
Tatum: Omg twitter post
responses could be:
Tatum: That's such a twitter post lol
or
Tatum: Omg twitter post
by Channing Taytum August 30, 2018
When following 1 person on twitter or 1 person following you, causes a storm of related followers to almost magically appear.
Two weeks from today I was a desperate tweeter, but thanks to the magic of a "twitter cult" a storm of diet & health train tweeter have joined. My 36 followers is about to jump over 100!
by Creeper Jones May 15, 2010
A game where you randomly pick one of the people you follow then you start randomly clicking on photos in the "Following" section on the right side of the page. Every time you pull up a new profile you randomly click again on one the of the photos under the "Following" section. You keep clicking until you accomplish one of the following:
You find yourself again after at least 5 clicks +5 (points)
You find someone you know personally +2
You travel to a foreign country +1 for each new country
You travel back to your own country +1
You find someone from your state +1
You find someone famous +1
You find someone with no followers -10 (and game over)
Everyone can make up their own rules and scoring. It's a great alternative to solitaire and you can run into some really interesting people to follow.
You find yourself again after at least 5 clicks +5 (points)
You find someone you know personally +2
You travel to a foreign country +1 for each new country
You travel back to your own country +1
You find someone from your state +1
You find someone famous +1
You find someone with no followers -10 (and game over)
Everyone can make up their own rules and scoring. It's a great alternative to solitaire and you can run into some really interesting people to follow.
I played a few rounds of Twitter Roulette while I waited for my laundry to dry. I found a really cool guy to follow in France and I lost the first round after I clicked on some lady in Germany with over 10,000 followers but she didn't follow anyone.
by divadoll February 15, 2010
by mountaingirl March 16, 2014