Turkey

when you sneak up behind someone and shove your fingers between their legs and lift them up.

Man #1: GOBBLE GOBBLE
Man #2: ouch, what the hell?!
Man #1: You've just been turkeyed.

by Shockey19 May 20, 2010

turkey bacon

A wannabe police officer. Often times obese "security" officers.

"Dude, yur going 20 over and there's a cop right there!"
"Cool it man, it's just some turkey bacon."

by Cazi October 27, 2005

turkey

A term used to describe a girl (usually a teenage girl) who talks loudly, is constantly going about explaining things no one cares about, and gobbles about annoyingly.

Never really realizes she's being annoying.

Turkey: oh my GOD! Did you see what Jennifer Lopez was wearing on the red carpet. SO nasty!

Everyone else: *rolls eyes*

by Lisa-A April 17, 2011

Cold Turkey

The ultimate Minute to Win It challenge. The contestant has 60 seconds to ejaculate starting completely flaccid (cold turkey) and using no pornographic material whatsoever.

British Lady: Your million dollar challenge is...Cold Turkey
*Audience groans*
Contestant: In front of all them? On national television?
Guy Fiere: Let's hope you can finish strong!
British Lady: Your time begins...now.

by Levasaurus Rex February 27, 2011

turkeys

The most dangerous, evil, cruel, bad tempered, and usually ugly fowl ever. Hitler was reencarnated as a turkey. They will one day rule the world and have their own independence day. It will ironically take place on Thanksgiving.

THE TURKEYS ARE COMING! THE TURKEYS ARE COMING!

apparantly..... the turkeys are coming.

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA October 18, 2004

turkey skin

crusty, dried up jizz/semen that is usually ejaculated and left on some piece o furniture, like a couch or bed.

oh gross, my roommate left turkey skins on the couch when he was with his girl last night.

by kmoney69 August 11, 2006

turkey

awesome, cool, etc.

Similar to jawes.
A usage begun at UNH that is quickly spreading across the globe.

"That's hip, that's fly, that's TURKEY"

by kylejtod February 17, 2008