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Turkish Taco

The Turkish Taco is a sex act involving the insertion of cooked ground lamb in to the vaginal canal, which is then orally consumed by ether a male or female partner.

The Turkish Taco is believed to have to have originated in the Saltanhamet district of Istanbul, it hit its peak of popularity in the mid 1970s but the practice has since waned.
after there trip to Istanbul Bill and Miranda made Turkish Tacos once a week
by Nubian Branda March 29, 2010
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turkish gentleman

it is when a girl pisses (while sitting) and a man pisses between her legs.
aw baby i gotta go too!
turkish gentleman?
yes!
by nikornic December 12, 2010
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Turkish Lie in

Calling into work claiming you have over slet when actually you can't be bothered to get up cos you are having sex with your boy/girlfriend or both!
Katie: I'm going to be late in today
Nick: How come, is everything OK?
Katie: Yeah, I just over slept!
Nick: You liar!! You've had a Turkish Lie in!
by the Xor March 30, 2009
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turkish towel

When you take one square/sheet of toilet paper poke a hole thought the center of the sheet and put the paper all the way down by your kuckel and wipe your ass with your index finger then use the small dot that you poked though to clean the feces from underneath your finger nail.
by iiBovice July 31, 2009
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Turkish Wormhole

When one has held in a fart for a prolonged period of time and the flatulence is at the point of release, so to avoid social indecency one clenches their sphincter and sucks the fart back up into their colon
After we went out to eat Indian food, I was watching this movie with my slampiece and she was rubben' my junk. But the whole time I was holding in a fart so I pulled a Turkish Wormhole so that my wicked curry smelling shit wouldn't cockblock me.
by plyd011 November 11, 2011
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Turkish fart

Very deadly farts, after a individual eats at a Turkish restaurant.
Andrew: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING SMELL!?

Dan: O, sorry dude... Its those fucking Turkish farts.
by blindmelon93 April 12, 2010
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Turkish

People responsible for the genocide of Armenians back in 1915-1918.
You may say: "But it was over 85 years ago, why do you hate Turkish government, until now?"
here is the answer: " Those... Turkish don´t even admit that something like that ever happened"
And, after that all, they call Armenians liars.
"Ohh, that´s all bullshit, nothing like genocide of Armenians ever happened..."

"How do you know that"

"I have read it"

"Where"

"In some newspaper, there was also written, that there was a huge Armenian-nazi collaboration"

"Ohh, it´s interesting, that noone except for Turkish people knows that. And wasn´t there also written, that Armenians fought against Fascist Germany and many people died in that war?"

"ehhh, no, did they really fight?"

"Yes, so please don´t believe everything you read, and there was genocide of the Armenians, even though Turks say, that the Armenians have no proof (so what are all those videotapes, photographs and many other things?)"
by Clemenza June 18, 2006
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