turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.

When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008

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Tardy Turd

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.

After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.

by Jp P & Ryan W December 2, 2007

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Flappy Turd

To play Flappy Bird whilst doing number two's on the toilet.

'I'm going for a Flappy Turd!'

by Chilly Beef February 13, 2014

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turd mullet

When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.

Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.

by Turler August 3, 2018

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Sometimes when you are walking down a path in the woods you might come across a spineless turd, hanging by the mushrooms. They are found in the north eastern region of the US and often have a hard outer shell as such of a beetle. Despite their well known name, they do indeed have a spine. If you see one be careful, they tend to fly down your throat and get stuck when you use the toilet, so only your rectum juices come out. THEY CAN BE DOMESTICATED if taken to a trainer by the name of Agayis Caluca, contact at 774-368-2278

I think I have a spineless turd stuck in my rump.

Check it out bros, theres a rad spineless turd over there by those poisones mushrooms. Oh so cool!

by Cassandra Hayes June 16, 2017

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