Turd-Loader

Noun. Adjective. A meal, which precipitates a hefty shit, not long after it has been eaten. Examples include; A traditional British Sunday roast, A 'Big Mac' Meal and cooked breakfast/staff dinner at The Grand Hotel on the Torquay seafront.

Porter- "I say Mr Restaurant Manager, this morning's breakfast is quite the turd-loader."

Mr Restaurant Manager- "Aye, I think it's time for a Tommy Titt. Och aye the noo."

by Crap Master Young December 7, 2011

Turd Smoke

a fart or smell coming from a turd or poop

Hey does anyone have any spray? I smell turd smoke coming out of the bathroom.

by stink bug September 27, 2012

turd basket

a toilet

move! I need to get to the turd basket!

by memecp June 5, 2020

spineless turd

Sometimes when you are walking down a path in the woods you might come across a spineless turd, hanging by the mushrooms. They are found in the north eastern region of the US and often have a hard outer shell as such of a beetle. Despite their well known name, they do indeed have a spine. If you see one be careful, they tend to fly down your throat and get stuck when you use the toilet, so only your rectum juices come out. THEY CAN BE DOMESTICATED if taken to a trainer by the name of Agayis Caluca, contact at 774-368-2278

I think I have a spineless turd stuck in my rump.

Check it out bros, theres a rad spineless turd over there by those poisones mushrooms. Oh so cool!

by Cassandra Hayes June 16, 2017

turd mullet

When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.

Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.

by Turler August 3, 2018

Tardy Turd

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.

After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.

by Jp P & Ryan W December 2, 2007

jerking a turd

Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd

-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.

2. late; absent; missing.

Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."

The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.

by CongratulationsDave&Chrissy! August 29, 2010