turbo pint

You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*

Is it wine time yet?

Not yet... fancy a turbo pint?
Let's go!

by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017

Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.

Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024

turbo ass

Very very bad, poor quality, 0/10

"That D.va skin is turbo ass."

by FenrisZi November 8, 2023

turbo ass

Of very poor quality.

"That new D.va skin is turbo ass."

by FenrisZi November 2, 2023

turbo huge

A gigantic porpoise-like human. The last tier of the obesity scale. (See other teirs: Big Mac, Mondo Chubs, Etc.)

Wow! That bitch is Turbo Huge!

by Gdawg39 February 2, 2017

Turbo Whirler

Turbo Whirler
noun

A catastrophic bowel event where your guts decide to eject everything at once with the speed and enthusiasm of a jet engine. Characterized by high rotational velocity, liquid output, and a haunting sense that your rear end briefly achieved escape velocity.

Mate, don’t go in there. I just had a full-blown Turbo Whirler it was like a leaf blower chewing chocolate pudding.”

by Saint Jeb November 12, 2025

turbo dumpy

'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass

“damn what i would give to have a turbo dumpy like her”

by sliceofacake March 9, 2022