turd burner 

An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.

That guy will never amount to anything -- he's a turd burner.

turd burner by Aloysius0820 January 22, 2010

turd pounder 

One who bangs other dudes in the cornhole.

I bet that guy over there trying on dresses is a turd pounder!

turd pounder by FSU Dork August 25, 2007

turd rancher 

A little known phrase for a homosexual person.

That palce was filled with a bunch of turd ranchers.

turd rancher by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

turd trail 

A shit shadow or velcro fart.

"I wouldn't walk there if I was you, that's right in my turd trail"

turd trail by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

turd growl 

when you take a poo and your butt hole growls louder than your girlfriend screaming in the bedroom.

a guy: "DUDE, did you hear that turd growl?!"
me: "Ew, yeah it woke up my baby sister.."

turd growl by ilikeyoualotweinerlickingshit July 31, 2009

Turd Hatchet 

A small cutting device that can be used to cut feces up in a toilet before flushing, either to keep the toilet from overflowing or so the feces won't streak the toilet.

Clarence used the turd hatchet.

Turd Hatchet by itsdodobaby December 6, 2009

Turd Wrinkle 

The lines and crevices in ones turd. Truly used for the lowest form of douche bag

This effing turd wrinkle just tried to give me exact change for his olde english and his swisher sweet cigarillo.

Turd Wrinkle by The retail guy February 22, 2011