by FPLM November 20, 2021
Get the Tristanmug. by Expensive Milk November 4, 2021
Get the Tristan dixonmug. by anonymous November 25, 2021
Get the tristanmug. Tristan is a bag of shit that looks like Dickmunch. He started life as a celestial and perpetuates all of his Ally . H e was gay at the crack of dawn. Until he reimbursed himself twice, unknowingly twice dick munched a bag of nubs on his way to the aquarium. Unlikely you’ll see a Tristan in his gym clothes, stitched Tristan. His lack there of exceeds the timeliness of his requisite thus drinking on a Tristan.
Wow that Tristan just fucked himself in the ass -Travis.
Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.
Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.
That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.
That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.
The longest Dog
Catch me if you can. Bitch that’s Tristan lemme change my wigs.
Once I saw a slap ton of aesthetic.
That Tristan just ran off with our slaves bread in basket.
That kid was so popular in high school I understand why he no longer gets high.
The longest Dog
by JayKin23 January 7, 2023
Get the Tristanmug. 
Get the Tristanmug. Tristan is a bisexual man hung like an absolute horse. He is cute, smart, funny, and sexy. He has all the appeal and is always a top.
Man 1: "Bro, have you fucked Tristan yet?:
Man 2: "Yeah, that shit was fucking awesome! He came inside of me 5 times!
Man 2: "Yeah, that shit was fucking awesome! He came inside of me 5 times!
by creampai March 27, 2022
Get the Tristanmug. Tristans are loud, annoying males who are often gay for the following people:
Jeff
Bob
John
Ryan
Mike
Caleb
Jeff
Bob
John
Ryan
Mike
Caleb
by Ryan the catlover November 29, 2020
Get the Tristan (male)mug.