Tristar is a good looking bro who works out 4 hours a day and has no body fat even though he has 50,000 white claws. He never leaves Avalon, if your not in Avalon he won't talk to you so don't expect it. He is hated by most bartenders at the WhiteBrier. And most bouncers at the Princeton. His bestie is a tall ginger. They like to get champagne bottles at the WhiteBrier and Princeton. He doesn't believe in toilets when he blacks out and will pee his pants or on a couch. He once bled to death after table dancing and another one of his besties Sarahdactyl has saved his life. He also likes to roam Avalon with Lindzilla.
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