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Derek Treatment

To give someone the silent treatment, and when not doing this, treating them as if they have autism.
"But fr why are you guys giving me the Derek treatment?"
by CoachFrank69 October 1, 2023
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The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."
by not izaak February 17, 2022
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Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.
Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.
by rumhammer July 4, 2025
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treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people
"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."
by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024
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Envelope Treatment

To lick a woman and stuff her full
I gave that woman the envelope treatment last night!
by Willis Fitnermouth May 10, 2025
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Prince Treatment

Like Princess treatment but without head scratches and foot rubs... just copious amounts of of the wall kinky sex and lots of nudes
"Man, when do I get my prince treatment"
by Th3Nam3sHostage February 2, 2024
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