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The Jayson treatment

The Jayson treatment is very similar to the “ Canon event “. Here, it means that you get into a relationship but your partner comes put as gay. Every. Time.
“ Hey, my girlfriend told me she is a lesbian. “
- “ He got the jayson treatment… “
by P2nk February 17, 2024
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Lucas G treatment

When you pants a guy and put a finger up his ass
Yo mateo if you dont stfu I will give you the lucas g treatment
by mateo gonzalez April 5, 2024
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Meg Griffin treatment

Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.

Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.

Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.

Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
The writer of this word is currently experiencing Meg Griffin treatment.

Oh damn
by Buttersphere July 12, 2025
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The Tidball Treatment

When you let a guy go down on you during your period with the lighs off, kick hom in the face during climax and convince him the blood is the result of his nosebleed
"This dude really liked me and drove across country to see me, turned out he was broke, so I gave him The Tidball Treatment"
by Stevie Beavie February 7, 2022
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Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.
Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.
by rumhammer July 4, 2025
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Derek Treatment

To give someone the silent treatment, and when not doing this, treating them as if they have autism.
"But fr why are you guys giving me the Derek treatment?"
by CoachFrank69 October 1, 2023
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