touch fronts

to have sexual intercourse

After the party last night, Mike and Jane went home drunk to touch fronts.

by schwagnasty May 27, 2023

touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

Heart Touch

Something that touches your heart so much that your mind says heart touch.

*someone posted a picture, art, music or something creative*
this is so heart touch/ heart touch

by hossanxmmxv July 9, 2020

poor touch

Getting a handy from a homeless person

I got a poor touch last night

by Fredtheelephant December 28, 2016

tube touch

The most intimate thing that two mentally ill people can do. The process is similar to that in Avatar (2009), but with feeding tubes

Dude, let's tube touch.

by theyoungchuck July 17, 2019

bad touch

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex

person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

Touch The Monkey

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.

a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.

by Justin1552 October 13, 2008