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Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting
Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?
by crbrewski October 29, 2020
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toot

What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.
Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!
by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022
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Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).
Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”
by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021
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Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.
Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!
by scholarly fella June 29, 2023
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Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air
It smells like stale toots in this car
by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025
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Toot

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by IcyDaily March 31, 2021
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