by therealslimtomsdad April 4, 2022
Get the Tom Parishmug. Tom Ashton is a Pigeon. Retired Youtuber (3rd time retiring) and now a professional Fortnite streamer. He is fat and his sister is fit. Has a large, throbbing, sensitive cherry on the end of his knob. He likes to fiddle with Max Leach, and is the first professional pigeon Fortnite player, who hasn't been delivering on the big stage. He likes to punch monitors and his sister has an egg head.
BENB - "HAVE YOU SEEN TOM ASHTON RAGE AT FORTNITE!?"
Nick Hurrell - "yeh big fan, would turn gay for him, however i already am"
Nick Hurrell - "yeh big fan, would turn gay for him, however i already am"
by fatobesemale August 6, 2018
Get the Tom Ashtonmug. A prayer often recited by partakers of st anselms secondary school
Our father
Who rides in heaven
Hallowed by our birds breasts
Thy butty come
Thy will be done😉
Give us today our good feeling
And forgive us our unskilled moves
As we forgive hers who too are unskilled
And lead us not into simpnation
And deliver us from evil
Amen
Our father
Who rides in heaven
Hallowed by our birds breasts
Thy butty come
Thy will be done😉
Give us today our good feeling
And forgive us our unskilled moves
As we forgive hers who too are unskilled
And lead us not into simpnation
And deliver us from evil
Amen
Person 1: ayo bro come recite Tom Smith with me
Person 2: yes bro let's take time out of our day to be wierdos
Both: Our father
Who rides in heaven
Hallowed by our birds breasts
Thy butty come
Thy will be done😉
Give us today our good feeling
And forgive us our unskilled moves
As we forgive hers who too are unskilled
And lead us not into simpnation
And deliver us from evil
Amen
Person 2: bro that was mas funny🤣
Person 2: yes bro let's take time out of our day to be wierdos
Both: Our father
Who rides in heaven
Hallowed by our birds breasts
Thy butty come
Thy will be done😉
Give us today our good feeling
And forgive us our unskilled moves
As we forgive hers who too are unskilled
And lead us not into simpnation
And deliver us from evil
Amen
Person 2: bro that was mas funny🤣
by Gay lord69 December 20, 2020
Get the Tom Smithmug. A term referring to the closest friends people can be. They are both very cool, and attractive, and frankly, Tom get's his nut. In girls, not with Dave. Tom is usually the butch, Dave is the bitch. But they are very good friends. Don't fuck with Tom. Furthermore, don't fuck with Dave, lest you get the wrath of the Tom. Tom and Dave say fuck A LOT.
Arn't Tom and Dave the coolest people you would ever want to meet, and are better then the team of RJ and Alex
by tucker1203 June 13, 2010
Get the Tom and Davemug. Deriving from Deviant-Art creator and Valorat superstar Tom W. And his noble quest to operate a motor vehicle In west London, all while being excessively inebriated due to inordinate consumption of Captain Morgan's Spiced gold 3 hours earlier.
I'm doing the Tom Challenge tonight. If you don't try to stop me you will be an accessory in the manslaughter convictions.
I got no ballsed to do the Tom Challenge last night, you know I had to do it.
God, doing the Tom Challenge finally makes driving fun.
I got no ballsed to do the Tom Challenge last night, you know I had to do it.
God, doing the Tom Challenge finally makes driving fun.
by monk-e February 23, 2022
Get the Tom Challengemug. by dfscasdfasdfsadfsadf September 24, 2005
Get the tom wellingmug. A controversial talk radio show celebrity who preaches his teachings of leykis 101, mainly to teach male listeners on how to get laid without committment to a relationship. Topics established on the show include sex, marriage, dating, and other things that are generally geared towards men.
by dibrus November 5, 2006
Get the Tom Leykismug.