logan cook

A man who is heavily addicted to movies and dip

Logan cook is just too addicted to Blu-ray’s and Copenhagen

by SeaSalt60 November 27, 2018

Troy Cook

A lying man whore pussy ass bitch.

Troy Cook is a lying pussy ass bitch.

by Pseudoandra November 15, 2019

Cook Krang

Cooking a large amount of ground red meat.

I don't have time to spend all afternoon cooking batches of this beef so I'm just going to cook Krang.

by SteamboatJoe May 14, 2022

couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie

Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.

by confusedalien August 4, 2020

Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

Jax Cooke

An emotionally abusive stalking obsessive CUNT

Jax Cooke is fried

by JustYourExLover2675 March 28, 2020

bussy cooking

an expression used to refer to incredibly passionate or rough gay sex.

damn, it's so hard to sleep while my roommate and his boyfriend are bussy cooking in the room next to me.

by bussy_lover November 28, 2021