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When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies:

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.
Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:
by BootyJuice21 September 22, 2023
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Something that appears when you just put the randomest crap in the search bar then break urban dictionary. Really, what did you expect here other than literal text? Did you think you'd be original?

Some people, probably: OMGZ AN ERROR!?!? SO ANNOYING UGH I H8 URBAN ICTONARUY!!
by qhantomia. June 26, 2022
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boys go to jupiter

Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge.
"Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider girls go to collage to get more knowledge."? Guess what you imbred-looking sexist bitch.
I went to venus to get a bigger penis, you need to sit over there because you're ugly as fucking shit.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 29, 2022
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Did your mom go to college?

A variation of the phrase 'Your mom went to college' used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.
Silence.
Mark - Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony - What's up?
Mark - Did your mom go to college?
Tony - Yes, actually, it was a tech school. And you are obnoxious.
by Tdawg201 December 21, 2010
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go to church

To get high, either on marijuana or other recreational drug. More specifically using such drugs whilst embracing the glory of the Lord.
"What we doin` tonight mang?"
"You know we be goin` to church dawg, aww sheeeeeuuuttt!"

"I go to church to feel the salvation of Jesus Christ"
by JesuChristo Te Ama February 28, 2008
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Go to Zsolt’s cottage

Get fucked in the ass by mediocre dick for the whole night and talk business the next morning.
I’ve been in Zsolt’s cottage and I’ve got a new project ! I need to go to Zsolt’s cottage to get the new project.
by qwertyuiop2097 June 4, 2019
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