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The Stranger Stranger

To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of jerking off your friend as you fuck them in the ass. Because since you don't feel their penis, it's not gay.
Derek proclaimed, "No homo!" after giving his best bud the stranger stranger last night.
by DonKidick February 9, 2022
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Inverted stranger

The lady decided she would do the inverted stranger and it hurt my feelings.
by Munch man February 15, 2023
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stranger-danger

1. (noun) catchy, rhyming PSA with goal of warning loved little ones of almost certain doom waiting for them if the gap between them/unknown lurking “grownups“ is narrowed, or worse yet, closed! This type of evil knows no bounds, often disguised as trustworthy adult. “If you don’t know them but they want to know you, run the other way! Tell Mom/Dad ASAP!”

2. (noun) seemingly bottomless cesspool of ne’er-do-well plays uncanny role of both scavenger/predator. This breed of rando sets bait usually as a damsel in distress for gullible type with better things to be doing. Once hook(er)is set, a poor sap reduces their own quality of life as superficial distraction; target kept busy, albeit far from productive, squandering resources on some lame Jane/Jon Doe (D’oh!), discarding us who actually need/appreciate *them*. The mark, naturally heroic, fooled into false comfort via “chasing” the same scum as the pariah they’ve been trying to “outrun” often temporarily adopting these destructive behaviors

3.(noun) even more abundant than (2), microbial culture of crotch custard thereof

4.(verb) to contract/infect slut sludge, with aloof indifference/arrogance while knowing their own bits have gone from “private parts” to “ Petri dish”
An adult you do not know only wants you to get in their car so they can use the HOV lane on the way to Stranger-Danger Zone.

That dime-piece blew off loved ones and fell into a stranger-danger trap with some dime-a-dozen ho, and is bound to wind up feeling just as stupid as he looks.

How can they fall into a trap like that and not realize the stranger-danger will make their bits will scab up, then that’ll be what’s falling off.

My mouth used to water just thinking about that one, but I don’t want to get stranger-dangered with the only thing dripping is loin legions.
by missile any September 27, 2025
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Wookie Stranger

When a wookie rips the arms off of one or more creatures or droids in order to give himself a satisfying hand job.
Man, I feel sorry for that bounty Hunter who got the Wookie Stranger treatment.
by DirtyJedi April 21, 2018
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Stranger Deluxe

Masterbation sex act consists of the standard 'Stranger', but while wearing knuckle busters gloves.
I used Jersey gloves instead of leather last nights Stranger Deluxe.
by Stovepipemcginty April 22, 2021
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Stranger Danger

This act is done by one man, and one man only. They call him “Danger” because everyone fears him. His sexual fetish is one that is never heard of before, but encouraged for all. The “Stranger Danger” move involves clamping two pegs on your nipples and then rubbing tomato sauce all over your head and armpits.
I dare you to do the Stranger Danger on Kimmii
by BigDickusMickus May 19, 2020
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Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.
PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!
by Dougtwin September 16, 2017
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