by Debskelly1985 July 24, 2023
Get the smoked salmon and monkey poomug. The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
Get the King Salmonmug. by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022
Get the Alex Salmonmug. by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021
Get the Miles The Salmonmug. When someone (preferably in a Love Island villa) runs up to a pool and jumps in while wriggling their body a bit with their arms stuck to their sides to look like a salmon. They also tend to make a noise that isn’t really relevant to a salmon it’s just real funny. In other words - Chris’ signature move.
by Heythereurbandictionaryusers August 2, 2019
Get the Salmonmug. 
by jelifish 1111 November 28, 2024
Get the salmon hatsmug.