penguin space

The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.

When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.

First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.

Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.

by ribblesworth November 17, 2010

Penguin Stroke

Partial masterbation by a prostitute

Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke

by kermit999 October 24, 2009

Fcpl. Penguin

The Best Moderator on the Swiss001 Official discord server, and the leader of the penguin cult

Man, Fcpl. Penguin is a waddler.

by hismajestykingcharles July 27, 2020

mother penguin

mother penguin, also known as balls penguin, is the iconic YouTuber who also is a penguin and is one of the main girlies in the stan twitter industry.

balls penguin: im waiting for the mother penguin entry 🐧

blinkbarb: girl here it is im writing it rn 🤠🖐
the stan twt community: 🤭🐳🥰😳✌️
everyone: STREAM BOOMBAYAH AND LOVESICK GIRLS AND STAN MOTHER PENGUIN!!!! 🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍

by thatblinkbarbie August 6, 2021

penguin job

The act of paying for a blow job and the hooker running away after pulling ones pants down to one's ankles leaving them waddling like a penguin while chasing after.

I shouldn't have paid her in advance, she pulled my pants down and gave me a penguin job.

by barney beaverpleaser January 3, 2014

penguin crap

When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.

"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."

by Vanh0 October 22, 2011

penguin tilt

someone who had drank way too much and walks with a slight lean.

Last night Jerrod was Penguin tilting his way to the fridge for another beer.

by Tiffany Nichols May 17, 2008