by Sascratch70 April 11, 2024
Get the Don't pack a jacketmug. Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's boys large leather jacketsmug. 
The best jacket of the 90s, still in style today and should be looked upon as a symbol of status in ones life.
A refreshing jacket, a throwback in a non insulting fashion and iconic sportswear jacket, vintage fashion, always in style.
A refreshing jacket, a throwback in a non insulting fashion and iconic sportswear jacket, vintage fashion, always in style.
🖤 Tupac Shakur – Often seen in a Raiders Starter jacket, which became one of the most iconic looks of the 1990s hip-hop scene.
❤️ Will Smith – Wore different NBA and NFL Starter jackets in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, especially Bulls and Eagles ones.
🤍 N.W.A. – Members of the group, especially Eazy-E, were frequently photographed wearing Raiders Starter jackets, representing West Coast culture.
💙 Michael Jordan fans – During the Bulls’ 1990s dominance, many fans (and celebrities) wore Chicago Bulls Starter jackets to show support.
💛 Run-D.M.C. and LL Cool J – Also rocked various NYC team Starter jackets during performances and photo shoots.
❤️ Will Smith – Wore different NBA and NFL Starter jackets in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, especially Bulls and Eagles ones.
🤍 N.W.A. – Members of the group, especially Eazy-E, were frequently photographed wearing Raiders Starter jackets, representing West Coast culture.
💙 Michael Jordan fans – During the Bulls’ 1990s dominance, many fans (and celebrities) wore Chicago Bulls Starter jackets to show support.
💛 Run-D.M.C. and LL Cool J – Also rocked various NYC team Starter jackets during performances and photo shoots.
by VintageGuy October 7, 2025
Get the Starter Jacketmug. by camera! August 15, 2024
Get the jacket jail friesmug. Bro #1 - Dawg, don't be runnin up in that skank, Jenny. She been lettin that slop pot simmer.
Bro #2 - nah, bruh, Jimmy done gimme his Slop Jacket.
Bro #1 - damn Jimmy da real hero
Bro #2 - yea Dawg for real, Jimmy a good dude
Bro#1 - yo dawg how I get to slop slums? I been needing some of that slop pot like you wouldn't believe
Bro#2 - dawg you sure you wanna go there? Do you at least gotta jacket so they.lwt you in
Bro#1 - yeah dawg, Jimmy gave me his slop jacket. Where it at!?
Bro#2 - damn Jimmy tha real hero! A'ight dawg, follow dis road and jerk a left at the snail trail, can't miss it it's slimy a muhfuhka
Bro #2 - nah, bruh, Jimmy done gimme his Slop Jacket.
Bro #1 - damn Jimmy da real hero
Bro #2 - yea Dawg for real, Jimmy a good dude
Bro#1 - yo dawg how I get to slop slums? I been needing some of that slop pot like you wouldn't believe
Bro#2 - dawg you sure you wanna go there? Do you at least gotta jacket so they.lwt you in
Bro#1 - yeah dawg, Jimmy gave me his slop jacket. Where it at!?
Bro#2 - damn Jimmy tha real hero! A'ight dawg, follow dis road and jerk a left at the snail trail, can't miss it it's slimy a muhfuhka
by DonutOpponent November 26, 2023
Get the slop jacketmug. by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
Get the Jacket Crumpetmug.