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Italian Wristwatch

The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.
Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning
by Jeffh October 8, 2013
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italian cake

“Look pa, I made an Italian cake,” said Jonny aroused!
by Fuckin’Commies July 16, 2018
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Italian facial

When you dump the pasta out into the strainer and put your face in the steam.
As I poured out the tortellini, I enjoyed an Italian facial
by Phatnattapia September 2, 2017
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Italian cork

When you are having sex and when you about to bust, you shove a cork in your dickhole so you don't nut
Man my dick hurts from last night when me and my girl did the Italian cork
by NotMeNick July 31, 2018
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Italian Sprinkler

When you buttchug beer and then squeeze it out of your ass into your girlfriends mouth
I did the Italian Sprinkler with Jennifer last night and she placed a restraining order on me
by NiggaManNigga November 30, 2019
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Italian Frappuccino

Italian Frappuccino also known as Sloppeé Toppeé (Slopay Topay)
Referring to oral sex.
Could you please get me an Italian Frappuccino?

Sure bro why didn't you just say you wanted Sloppeé Toppeé
Because I didn't know you did oral sex.
by I don't know ♤♤♤ March 26, 2020
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Italian Refund

The act of aggressively comping a meal for a patron complaining about the quality of food, typically involves recovery of the food, assault with a rolling pin, and humiliation involving sauce or dressing
Ben: "oh, that guy at table 7 is complaining about the burger "
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"
by RkDubs January 21, 2022
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