Weighted Companion Cube

The most beloved "character" in the Valve game Portal, it is considered a character in most tenses of the word due to its helpfulness and aura of friendliness, though it does not talk, and thus cannot threaten to stab you.

The Companion Cube is only used in one level of the game, but it leaves a lasting memory and somewhat of a motive for the main character to "kill" GLaDOS, the antagonist of the game.

The main character, however, does not seem to have as much of a link or heart felt connection as does most other test subjects of the Apeture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. This is shown by graphetti drawings on the walls in a hidden room within the level of the Companion Cube. At the end of the level, the main character is forced to euthanize the Companion Cube in a pit of fiery liquid metal. After which GLaDOS congratulates the main character and comments that she is the quickest of all test subjects to euthanize the Companion Cube.

At the end of Portal, the main character finally receives the cake in a brief party in which the Companion Cube is invited and surprisingly shows up.

The Companion Cube is your very best friend in the world, is male, cannot talk (though in the event that it does, Apeture Science strongly disregards listening to any of his suggestions), and is covered in hearts.
The Weighted Companion Cube would never hurt me.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
by Xivili October 26, 2009
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weighted companion cube

A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.
Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.
by GLaDOS November 6, 2007
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Rubix Cube Party

Party in which every attendee must dress in six different items of clothing, which are each the colour of one of the sides of a rubix cube. Each colour may only be used once.

Party goers must then swap items of clothing until they are dressed in a single colour.
Sorry I missed your birthday; I rocked a Rubix Cube party last night.
by betamaxreturns January 21, 2010
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Fidget cube

Like the fidget spinner but only actually retarded and artistic kids buy them.
Oh damn jimmy has a fidget cube, I feel bad for his parents
by Dreadpup May 28, 2017
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bad ice cube

An excuse for drinking too much and doing something outlandish.
He didn't do those outrageous things last night because he drank too much, he must of had a bad ice cube.
by Jasmarsden August 7, 2015
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game cube

GAY,stupid
if you still have this you are RETARDED!!!!!
game cube is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
by skylord93 February 11, 2008
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sugar cubes

What you use to call someone's cheeks because it resembles a sugar cube.
Wow her sugar cubes make her so cute
by Zero and One May 20, 2016
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