while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.
plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.
by bctcf666 December 28, 2007
Get the blumkin cornea transplant con fecesmug. 1. Spanish phrase to express that anything can get done if you have money.
2. Other meaning, "Money talks and bullshit walks."
2. Other meaning, "Money talks and bullshit walks."
Nobody wants to do those menial jobs.
Don't worry Pedro will, just give him some loose change "Porque con dinero el chango vaila!"
Don't worry Pedro will, just give him some loose change "Porque con dinero el chango vaila!"
by pbhcrew October 5, 2006
Get the Con Dinero El Chango Vailamug. by IDK what pseudonym to use December 11, 2020
Get the que hago con mi vidamug. by Ylarias05 January 6, 2023
Get the Cada quien con su chocolatèmug. by lmp April 26, 2004
Get the La Con De Tes Mortmug. The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022
Get the Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkinmug. This a common catchphrase of Vietnamese parents who failed in educating their children. The sentence means "I am stupid. I am not capable of bearing the responsibility for anything."
by Contraicungcuame March 17, 2023
Get the Con nit co biet gi dau!mug.