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what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.
"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"
by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025
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Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands
Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022
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Brande

One who will give you her last penny, the shirt off her back, and a smile. She loves big and is loved by her girl.
Brande is a giver not a taker.
by anonymous July 17, 2023
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Eagle Brand

Big news! Eagle Brand unveils a new logo, an easy-to-open end and brand new packaging featuring different recipes on all three varieties.
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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bucket brand

Nondescript product that has been dumped into a cannister and kicked along with no apparent use or direction.
The hotel bucket brand is an aged and musty property which has outlived it's useful life cycle.
by C9Hotelworks October 28, 2017
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