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double-barreled cockgun

when two men shoot their load at the same time, and at the same target
Girl: these two guys both jizzed on my face at the same time yesterday at this party....it was like so totally disgusting
Boy: Oh, you mean Ted and Jason...they've been getting everyone with the double-barreled cockgun all week so don't feel bad
by McGrundles October 31, 2011
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red barrel awareness

Has a video game sensibility. A) Used to describe someone who can start playing a video game at more than 'novice' level, due to extensive experience playing video games. B) Could also be used to describe someone whose video game sensibility stretches into the real world to a degree that is somewhat comical or absurd, or who chooses to describe people and events as if they are game characters or targets.

The word comes from the fact that gamers automatically understand that a red barrel in a video game will explode when shot.
A) This is his first time playing, but we shouldn't go easy on him. He has extensive red barrel awareness.

B) I noticed his red barrel awareness when he briefly considered driving between the cars in the traffic ahead of him, since it would only cause minor damage, and the car would still be drivable. I was scared.
by Spillpickle August 26, 2015
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sweedish barrel roll

When you jerk it while eating sweedish fish in your step moms bathtub
Mr milfer sweedish barrel rolled 3 times in one day
by Akamrnewyork January 29, 2017
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Pickle Barrel Pounder

A man who has rough sex with drunken barrel shaped women.
Where did that fat drunk bitch go? I don't know but twenty bucks says Todd's playing the role of pickle barrel pounder.
by pooeyscooter August 25, 2011
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double barreled sausage

When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina
Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.
by SonOfGustaf November 26, 2017
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double barrel squirtgun

A double squirtgun is when a man is having a 3-way with two girls, and the girls are laying next to each other and squirt at the same time.
Jon: I had a 3-way last night?
Bob: Was there a double barrel squirtgun?
Jon: You bet!
by Tyronasoures October 6, 2016
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Surprise Barrel Roll

The act in which mid sex the male, in missionary position, rolls continuously, still penetrating his partner and thrusting.
Shane: "Hey Rick!"
Rick: "What now Shane.."
Shane: "Guess what I did to Laurie last Tuesday?"
Rick gives him a serious face and asks,"What did you do to her Shane?"
Shane: "I gave her the famous Surprise Barrel Roll on her for 10 seconds!"
Rick turns around and mutters to himself,"I was only able to do it to her for 2 seconds..."
by TOATSMYGOATS(NT) January 8, 2013
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