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Garbage zombie

Fat blue collar workers that are dirty, unkempt, and generally lacking in manners, especially in a union . Can only communicate using grunts or talking about the latest fatball game. They live underground in the sewers and come up every so often to hoard beer and chicken wings during happy hour and when they eat too much they sit in the corner of the bus station and jerk off while making grunts. Most end up going on disability because they come into work drunk and slip on their own piss and beer. Their name comes from the fact that they live and breath in their own garbage and walk like zombies all day.
Tried to get a beer during happy hour but the bar smelt like shit because there were these garbage zombies crowding up the place and belching at each other.
by GeneralWafflestomper666 August 14, 2019
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Zombie hand

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.
I'm gonna zombie hand to this song
by neaks norton November 25, 2009
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Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be
Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*
by Lezo August 25, 2021
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infomercial zombie

When there is an infomercial and you cant help but to stare and looking like a zombie.

Causing the infomercial zombie effect
Friend 1- So the other day i was about to make out with this girl when i became an infomercial zombie.

Friend 2- Shouldnt have had the tv on
by nando92 July 27, 2010
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Zombie-Crat

Noun:
Zombie-Crat is a reference to the many instances where dead people vote for the Democratic party every election cycle.

Verb:
Every 4 to 2 years the undead rise from their graves to vote Democrat
Person 1: Have you heard about dead people voting for Democratic candidates every election cycle?
Person 2: Yes. It's very messed up.
Person 1: Only if the Green Party had Zombie-Crats of their own they could actually be second place.
by xXJonaXx August 15, 2020
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Zombie Brain

A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.
"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"
by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022
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Bloody zombie

When you have sex with a girl on her period, get your dick really bloody, then cram it in her asshole.
My girl was getting freaky on her period, so I gave her that bloody zombie. That did the trick!
by Malone dick November 2, 2013
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