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foil tan

a term used to describe when somone is high from smoking the drug oxycontin
"you look like a zombie, foil tanning much?"
by GRE3NY May 20, 2009
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Office Tan

Pigment color change due to extensive exposure to monitors at the office.
Are you coming to the meeting, or are you going to sit around and work on your office tan?
by sir keith June 23, 2011
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Faggots Tan

A tan achieved by wearing a V-Neck T-Shirt in the sun for a prolonged period of time.
From the common fact that "faggots" invented V-Necks, mixed with the well known Farmers Tan
Friend "Bro, is that a farmers tan?!"
Faggot "Hell Naaa gurl, that's a faggots tan!"
by Not Your Mother. June 6, 2013
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Blogger's Tan

Proper Noun; 1. The pasty vampire-like color of ones skin who never comes into contact with direct sunlight. To be interchangeable with Editor's Tan (A term granted to editor's, generally vile creatures who dwell in dark cave-like spaces in which they hover over computer screens compiling video information for the completion of a form of entertainment.)

The "Blogger's Tan" was dubbed such because historically those who sit at computers all day and night rarely come into contact with actual natural light. This grants them a glowy sort of halo when they walk around underneath any kind of artificial light source.

The "Blogger's Tan" was first coined by television show producer Nick Pavonetti in early 2009 when he saw someone who blogs for a living and accused them of having the "Blogger's Tan". Since then it has begun catching on and spreading throughout small groups within the Hollywood scene.
"Wow, dude that guy's got a major Blogger's Tan."
"You mean he's really pale?"
"Yes... That's exactly what i mean."

"Man whenever I go out into the sun I burn up like a fricken' tinder box. Damn this blogger's tan!"
by The Super Villain June 24, 2009
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Spray Tan

It’s what sticks to yo bitch & makes her appear to be like a Kardashian.
Got my girl a Spray Tan yesterday, and dayum we doIn’ this on a weekly basis from now on!
by Bronzed Humanity August 16, 2018
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Ivan tan

is a annoying show off anyone would be unlucky to meet him as he will show off everything to you buy and he also have a terrible personality in doing what he does example like what sport he is good at saying how shit u are and very salty about a teacher when he had a girlfriend and the teacher force them to break up and called his parent about it but when his junior had one girlfriend the teacher did no care he very salty he is jealous of a boy that has all the better stuff than him thus making him have a terrible personality
by Akashi seijuro September 26, 2018
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car tan

when your left or right arm depending on what side of car your riding on becomes darker than the other arm
dude maybe you should drive, your car tan is looking dark
by halopsycho June 20, 2010
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