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shitty pants

A young child who has poohed their nappy.
"come on shitty pants, lets get you cleaned up!"
by Emma McBride August 1, 2003
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shitty dudes

A person, male or female, not up to par on his game.
A person who only cares for himself, or for the wellbeing of himself.
Doesn't give a fuck about anyone, not even his friends.
John: "Hey Bill did you pick up your brother from soccer?"
Bill: "Nah, I decied to go and get fucked up instead!"
John: "What a SHITTY DUDE! He had to walk home five miles in the rain!"
by Z-bo May 31, 2005
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shitty bongos

When things have gone tits up
"Shitty bongos I've got to stay late at work "
by Praggawaggas May 27, 2016
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shitty condom

A shitty condom is one of three things.

1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.

2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.

3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.
"How was sex with Cindy last night?"

"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."
by Lord Dangleballs November 17, 2017
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shitty stuff

Is some activity you do that doesnt relate in sexual act mostly talks , jiggles ,cards
You bro let go over space club and do dome shitty stuff
by ZadXI June 7, 2018
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Shitty Mark

Usually a dirt bag , rarely shower , eats everyone’s food , doesn’t pay rent , give him an inch he takes a mile !
Where my avocados ?! Shitty mark stole them ! Wait ! He also ate your toilet paper !
by Shitty mark March 27, 2020
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Shitty kitty

When a male defecates into a syringe, injects his feces into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse
Chad: Dude, last night me and Katie did the shitty kitty
Chokama: Bro that's awesome!
by D3ADM1ND January 22, 2022
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