The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.
"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
by Hail Dale September 1, 2013
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Steve said women can't cum through oral sex because he's been told by a doctor. He's a phantom of knowledge that twat.
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People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
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Bro I was taking a shit and kept feeling shit but nothing's there, it must have been a phantom hanger
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I was so busy thinking about what I was going to do today, on the way to work I realized that I was phantom driving to the grocery store instead.
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