by Catalysts September 15, 2018
Get the Katymug. Katie's are very complicated creatures. Their origins are officially still unknown. When translated in Latin, Katie means "Woman made of pallets". It's said that in the late 1400's, the first Katie ever known spent every day and night making things out of pallets. Headboards, decorative signs, crafts, and even the meals she cooked for her husband were made out of old wooden pallets.
During the month of November, Katie's are usually under a lot of stress. Nobody knows exactly why, but rumor has it that in November of 2005, she got terrible news of her car having a "sticky lifter". Since the beginning of automobiles, nobody has ever had their car diagnosed with this condition, and nobody ever will again.
During their early years of elementary school, Katie's can be found dating strapping young men named Eric, but not allowing them to hold their hand or even talk on the phone. It's still unknown what is actually meant by the word dating, since Eric was treated no differently than a chalkboard eraser.
The evolution of Katie's is still being researched. It's believed that the original Katie derived from a German Shepard with Down Syndrome named Casper, but this has yet to be proven.
During the month of November, Katie's are usually under a lot of stress. Nobody knows exactly why, but rumor has it that in November of 2005, she got terrible news of her car having a "sticky lifter". Since the beginning of automobiles, nobody has ever had their car diagnosed with this condition, and nobody ever will again.
During their early years of elementary school, Katie's can be found dating strapping young men named Eric, but not allowing them to hold their hand or even talk on the phone. It's still unknown what is actually meant by the word dating, since Eric was treated no differently than a chalkboard eraser.
The evolution of Katie's is still being researched. It's believed that the original Katie derived from a German Shepard with Down Syndrome named Casper, but this has yet to be proven.
Drew: "dude... Is that a Katie?"
Eric: "I think it might be, I saw her transporting an old pallet yesterday"
Allison: "Oh yeah, it's definitely a Katie. She's very stressed - and it's November."
Eric: "I think it might be, I saw her transporting an old pallet yesterday"
Allison: "Oh yeah, it's definitely a Katie. She's very stressed - and it's November."
by anonymous August 21, 2016
Get the Katiemug. by Katie’s boyfriend August 29, 2018
Get the Katiemug. by Muthakashicase October 20, 2021
Get the Katiemug. Katie loves her music. Some people call her music like a brick in a washing machine, she calls it ‘a great new mix from Ben Klock’. If you ever lose her on the dance floor of The Lion and Lamb you’ll find down the stage front right.
Katie loves to spend her time on tinder. But please don’t swipe right if you’re English. Katie is an Italian, Spanish, German or French only zone.
Katie loves to spend her time on tinder. But please don’t swipe right if you’re English. Katie is an Italian, Spanish, German or French only zone.
Steve: That mix was like a person drilling into my head.
Ben: What do you mean?
Steve: It was a full on Katie mix.
Ben: What do you mean?
Steve: It was a full on Katie mix.
by Smellyfeet2018 June 12, 2018
Get the Katiemug. Katie is a name of a slag & whore she can talk all about the boys and never gets one, she has only and will only ever get 5 boyfriends through her whole life that’s a katie
by Emily Forman October 25, 2019
Get the Katiemug. Katie a Katie is a person who is completely fake she steals everyone’s boyfriends she can’t deal with her ex’s moving on, see has a few close friends but most people try to avoid her. She has brown hair and green earthy eyes.
by hollywb May 18, 2019
Get the Katiemug.