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Jake

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.
Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.
by user213283 October 11, 2020
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Jake

A Jake is someone special and a person who is just so incredibly awesome, his smile is just so cute but his talent for footy is just amazing. Jake is someone who is just so caring and kind towards anyone and everyone he meets. His eyes are always sparkling in the sunlight which is pretty damn cute too. He is very handsome.If you find a Jake make sure you never loose him, he sure is someone you should keep close to the heart, never regret having a Jake in your life he definitely is special in absolutely every way.
"Jake good luck for you footy game tomorrow!"
by ecarg13 June 8, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a guy who will always love you even when you make dumb mistakes, he’s the type that you will give a second chance, he’s the type of guy that would always have family first more than anything but he will still fine time for you. Oh and he’s like also really smart
Jake is like my ride or die
by Lilly’s life February 16, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a very bland person. He may try to say he’s the best because he has an accent (which is fair) but don’t let him trick you! He is very mid… on the other hand. ERIKA. She’s not mid, she’s better then mid. But jake, he mid.
Jake is so mid
by Hidden. January 31, 2022
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Jake

Jake: the act of saying something obvious
by esplash30 January 2, 2019
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Jake

A person who sucks a lot and yeah he sucks. If you ever come across a Jake turn and run cuz he sucks.
That guy is such a bitch, he must be a Jake.
by Godly Person 1646812374 November 30, 2017
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Jake

A retard that eats meth. he's the type of guy to steals memes from Reddit and reposts them on Instagram. He can't cook all he knows is McDonald’s, charge they phones, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie. He's also a boomer
Random person: Bruh this meme is so funny Instagram is full of OC
Other person: JAKE ALERT
by Yew_know November 26, 2019
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