Hawaiian Handshake

1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.

2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it

3) see Philadelphia pancake Philadelphia Fist bump

"we were so exhausted from banging all afternoon all we could muster was the Hawaiian handshake. It felt so good it had her in tears though"

by CMDR Peaches November 2, 2019

Turtleneck handshake

A turtleneck handshake is giving a hand job to an uncircumcised penis.

What kind of turtleneck handshake do I have to give to figure those Apple remote?

by Daskobold March 21, 2021

Soapy Handshake

An expected embrace that leaves one desiring more.

I took Emily out for a fancy dinner and all I got was a soapy handshake.

by ThunderChief November 27, 2014

Handshake call

When you would like to share your contact Cell or GSM number with someone else. You call them to share that phone number and contact information or contact details.

First PersonMy cell (GSM) number is.. (interrupt)Second personJust send me a handshake call on my cell (GSM), I will see your incoming number (contact details) and I will add you in my contacts, its faster and more precise.

by Shaoak April 3, 2009

Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.

This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.

by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019

Plumbers Handshake

A handjob from someone with extremely rough skin.

That girl was up for anything, but when she dropped it hand it was a plumbers handshake

by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019

Halifax Handshake

When your partners anal cavity is too loose to achieve an orgasm through penetration alone. You must insert your hand and jerk off inside.

Dude 1: I dont think I can see Karen again. Had to give her the Halifax Handshake.
Dude 2: Gross. Can I get her number?

by NotThatGuy4152 May 22, 2020