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Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.
I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.
by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014
mugGet the Network Problemsmug.

Lever problem

Leave 'er problem

A problem to be left for someone else to deal with. Usually encountered at the end of a long day (or night) just before the next shift is set to start.
"Ok, we've got the original problem fixed, but now the lights don't work..."

"Sounds like a lever problem to me, its almost quitting time"
by notapseudonym August 7, 2008
mugGet the Lever problemmug.

Problems

as my boy puff says mo money mo problems- my dads ex
"Mo money mo problems"-my boy puff
by BKKid January 12, 2023
mugGet the Problemsmug.

The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012
mugGet the The Puppy Problemmug.
in our modern soc-med oriented world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart or dollar store
the main reason the 2016 us presidential campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious is that both presidential nominees don\t know the difference between attacking people and problems.
by Sexydimma October 25, 2016
mugGet the difference between attacking people and problemsmug.

Farce problems

When someone named Craig makes up problems.
Craig's at it again with them farce problems.
by Faunzt January 4, 2020
mugGet the Farce problemsmug.

Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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